EARLY EDITION TV SERIES
In this next installment of the events on Roszko's farm, we have been overwhelmed by the revelations yesterday. An Edmonton radio station has reported a story repeated in the popular press concerning a 'white sheet'. Apparantly Mr. Roszko advanced on the police under a 'white sheet'. The March 7th National Post made a reference to a 'white towel'. We are bordering on the really freaky at this point. If the bottle of Crown Royal exists at the farm, then the authors' had prior knowledge or a source in the RCMP.
March 14th's Post Mortem concedes our efforts in 'Federal-Provincial Visionary Emerges'. "Well I always thought Ed was full of crap about his psychic powers," Mrs Grabowski said, "and that may well have been true in the past, but now, dammit, I'm a believer. Just imagine my shock when we were watching the national news that very night, the channel with the bald guy and his wife, and the bald guy says literally the words Ed said to me that morning. When I came to I said, 'Ed Grabowski, you've got the gift.'"
Post Mortem is about Martha Stewart that day. A rather innocuous topic. However, in the news section there is a piece entitled 'Yarn maker gives away Martha's poncho secret'. In it "do-it-yourselfers across the country logged onto internet message boards in hopes of cracking the design." Some design, some crack.
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